Welches Lied soll ich singen???

[EasyRider]

tenacious d - tribute oder f*ck her gently

tribute:

This is the greatest and best song in the world's...
Tribute
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road
All of a sudden
There shined a shiny demon
In the middle of the road
And he said
"Play the best song in the world or I'll eat your souls"(soul)
Well me and Kyle....... we looked at each other......
And we each said.....
OK

And we played the first thing that came to our heads
Just so happened to be
The best song in the world
It was the best song in the world...

look into my eyes and it's easy to see
one and one makes two and two and one makes three
it was destiny.........
once every hundred thousand years or so the sun don't shine
and the moon don't glow and the grass don't grow
Needless to say....
The beast was stunned....
Whip-crack with his rumpy tail
And the beast was done
He asked us
" *snort* Be you angels?"
And we said nay
We are but men
Rock!!
aaahhhh aaahhh ahhhhooowhooohooo hoowoo hoowoo aiyahaaho

This is not the greatest song in the world, no
This is just a tribute
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world
Yeah no
This is a tribute
To the greatest song in the world
alright
It was the greatest song in the world
alright
this is the greatest motherf*ckin' song, the greatest song in the world oh

*two part skat*

And the peculiar thing is this my friends
The song we sang on that fateful night
It didn't actually sound anything like this song
This is just a tribute
You gotta believe me
And i wish you were there
Just a matter of opinion
pow Good God
Gotta love him
So surprised to find ya can't stop him

*skat*

Allright *x2*

f*ck her gently:

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely.

You don’t always have to f*ck her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right.. to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love
And f*ckin' give her some smooches too.

Sometimes you've got to squeeze,
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you got to say hey,
I’m gonna f*ck you softly,
I’m gonna screw you gently,
I’m gonna hump you sweetly,
I’m gonna ball you discreetly.

Then you say hey I brought you flowers
Then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
That’s f*ckin' TEAMWORK!

What’s your favorite posish?
That’s cool with me
It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I’m not gonna cook it but
I’ll order it from Zanzibar.

And then I’m gonna love you completely,
And then I'll f*ckin f*ck you discreetly.
And then I'll f*ckin bone you completely
But then I’m gonna f*ck you hard. (stretch)
Hard. (stretch more-so)


wobei f*ck her gently des einfachere is
und bei den mädels in deiner klasse schleimst dich gleichzeitig a no ein